Who's On First

Who's On First - Thanks Mark

The official in the clubhouse looked up to see the first contestant in the pro-am was lining up his ball a good metre in front of the tee markers. He thought he better rectify the situation and as the man took his backswing he made an announcement over the loud speakers. "Could the man on the first tee please move his ball behind the tee markers?"

The man on the first tee looked up flustered but then resumed his stance. Once again the official announced "Could the man on the first tee please move his ball behind the tee markers?" The man hesitated again, frustrated but stubbornly refused to move. The official was angry now and yelled into the loud speaker "If the man on the first tee does not move his ball behind the tee markers to tee off then he will be removed from this tournament!"

The official then heard the man yell back "Someone tell that bloody official that the man on the first tee is taking his second shot!"