Nice Comeback! - Thanks Clubman161

Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General
Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military installation.

INTERVIEWER: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting."

INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly
supervised on the rifle range."

INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching
them proper rifle range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

INTERVIEWER: " But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
but you're not one, are you?"

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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